The Demythification Of A Rockstar

I'll just state my point and then get into why.

Sebastian Bach is like the male Jessica Simpson.

He has an IQ of nearly any household cat and the energy level of a tsunami. In fact Jessica Simpson might have more going for her than Bach does. Sebastian Bach is so stuck in the eighties, not like I am but like someone who has no clue that it is actually 2006.

VH1's new celebreality show Supergroup is an exercise in taking people who you looked up to as ROCKSTARS and has showed them as normal everyday people who just have people around them tell them YES all the time.

Being a rockstar is something that should be shrouded in myth and mystery. I don't want to know what happens in their real lives. I want the rockstar on stage playing the music I love.

Sebastian Bach is a moron and this show shows him as he is. If he couldn't sing he would be homeless somewhere or quite possibly dead as someone would put him out of his misery of stupidness and helping the DNA pool by thinning the herd.

As much as I love Ted Nugent and what he usually stands for, I don't know how much Ted I could take in real life. He is the veteran of the group and probably the most solid. He knows music and he knows what sounds good.


Scott Ian is probably the most stable and normal guy. He is understated and just wants to get in there and rock. He knows what he can do and what he can't and plays to his strengths.

Evan Seinfeld is the bassist/pornstar/manager of his porn star wife Tera Patrick. He is a rock star to the extreme. He is full speed all the time and wants things loud and heavy. He is sort of the bully with the hot temper of the group and seems like he can handle Bach better than anyone else.

Jason Bonham is the son of the legendary John Bonham. The drummer of the group. Quite possibly the highest IQ of the group or at least he has the best British accent of the group so he sounds like the smartest.

Did I mention that Sebastian Bach is an idiot? Whatever happens to pop into his pea brain just comes right out of his mouth.

Yes Ozzy is a moron too. His show just really showed the dangers of drugs and alcohol abuse. It is amazing Ozzy hasn't killed himself in a freak microwave accident. But somehow he is still fairly lovable. Like a stupid dog who just wants to be petted and has to have attention.

Rockstars should be rockstars and not people.