Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Paris Hilton: America's New Punchline

While Britney Spears is enjoying a brief honeymoon with the tabloids until they can vulture some pics of her new bundle of joy, Paris Hilton is taking center stage in pop culture.

How so? Well again on sports radio at work one of the hosts said the line, "Paris Hilton couldn't score on that defense!" Now why is that funny?
Because they were referring to the worst defense in the NFL at the time.

Now that is funny, I don't care who you are!!!!

To me that signals that Paris Hilton, though she has long been in the collective public eye a new era of Paris Hilton bashing is upon us.

Just wait until Matt Leinart's ex-girlfriend's child is born and watch the cat fight unfold in the tabloids!!!!

Just wait until Surreal Life 18, when Paris Hilton's "career" has hit the skids and she is looking for some kind of publicity boost!!!!

There is only one person in America that is happy that Paris Hilton came along and that is OJ Simpson. Her infamous exploits have snagged the tabloid attention away from OJ looking for the real killer on Florida golf courses and focused them squarely on her. From her sex tape to her recent DUI arrest, Paris Hilton has secured her place in slutty tabloid history....and insured her place among punchline lore for years to come!!!!

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