Bacon, Sex, And The Internet

Recently I was talking to a friend about the best things in life.

I know what you are thinking!
The open steppe, fleet horse, falcon at your wrist, and the wind in your hair!
You'd be WRONG!!!!

So then you might think that it would be to crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!
You'd be WRONG AGAIN but thanks for playing!

This side of life how could you get anything better than bacon, sex and the internet?!?!?!
I mean three great things that go great together! What tastes better than bacon? Chocolate you might say! And you would be close but still this is bacon we are talking about. One of the greatest food products ever invented!

I would put chocolate at a close second though. Maybe the Whopper at third, tied with pizza. What food is not made better by bacon being on it?!?!?! Salad is even better with bacon bits!!!! SALAD!!!!

Sex, well that is pretty self explanatory. I mean even bad sex is still pretty good! Its fun, can be a workout, morning, noon, evening! Its all good!

The internet! You can't overstate how important the internet has become to our culture today. It will be the catalyst for evolving our culture, whether for the best or not is still to be determined but it will evolve. This is the absolute best invention since the vagina!

You can find out nearly anything, be endlessly entertained, purchase anything you wish, research anything you wish, create at will. And those are just the common uses! If you start to factor in such great uses like online gaming, streaming video, and other wonderful uses then the entertainment factor multiplies exponentially!