Yes the Funyun, it sits there on the snack shelf and it just looks very anonymous. But inside that pale yellow bag lurks an ocean of delicious dried onion flavor!!!!
You can make a meal out of a bag of Funyuns, some beef jerky, and your favorite soft drink for a great steak and onions combo meal!!!!
You can make any grilled burger better with a couple of Funyuns on top instead of a boring old onion.
Outside of the fudgsicle it is a snack that you can have year round and is always tasty in its reliable brand of crunchy goodness. The Funyun could be natures perfect food, picked right from the Funyun plant at the early stages of ripeness and then rushed into air tight bags straight to you in quick shops everywhere!!!!
That process alone is a modern miracle of mass distribution that never lets you down! You can always find a bag of Funyuns near you! Yes you might think that the Funyun has some kind of drawback, clogs arteries, causes high blood pressure, blah blah blah. You soon forget about all of that after just one nibble of a perfectly shaped Funyun halo of flavor!!!!
Doritos? Pleeeze....
Cheetos? Eh, sometimes!
Guy's Snack Mix? YES, GIMMEE!!!!
Andy Capp's Hot Fries? OH BABY!!!!
So alright funyuns have some competition in my snacking diet but they are darn good!!!!
Can you make a whole meal out of Funyuns? I've done it!!!!
Can Funyuns sustain you on the deserted island? If you have plenty of water YES!!!!
Funyuns are good survival food and quite maybe good for you!!!!
Sunday, July 23, 2006
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