I'm Really Struggling

I am struggling.

How is it possible that an entire channel is devoted to the youth culture and yet the collective brain power that it depicts makes my cats seem like Einsteins by comparison.

I think I could mow my yard and find more grey matter than what 98% of these people have.

My body hurts.

The last time I had the flu was in sixth grade and I was miserable for a day and a half.

I feel like that now.

If there was something else that could hurt, it would.