Bret Michaels Can't Find Love

So now he is taking his show, once housed in a mansion, to the road on a tour bus.
Rock of Love 3 is now on the air. I gotta tell you, there must be a silicon shortage because these women have it all.

Somehow I don't believe that Bret will find love this time around either....well not if the ratings are good anyway.

I guess he has had his fill of mystery groupie STDs so how do you kill two birds with one stone? You take your show on the road and essentially turn this into a thirty day party where he gets his choice of producer screened adult industry women (read strippers) and mentally unbalanced chicks to have crazy monkey sex with....and you film it.

So exactly how bad do you have to be to wind up on the third show? You weren't quite good enough to be reality famous on the first two shows of psychos and drama queens so you get to be on the third show?

Perhaps Bret needs to break down and date Flavor Flav. NOW THAT would be quite a show!!!!