Unwritten Rules Of Thunderstorms

Rule Number 1: Never start a thunderstorm until you are about ready to clock out at work, that way you get the maximum amount of rain on your clothes, shoes, and socks before getting into your dry vehicle.

Rule Number 2: Never have a thunderstorm during the slow parts of the day. Instead always have the loudest parts of any planned storm in the middle of the night so it can be enjoyed in bed whilst sleeping.

Rule Number 3: If you refuse to start your storm before clocking out in the afternoon then consider the alternative of starting it early in the morning so you get to wear rain soaked clothes, shoes, and socks all day long.